i need this Essay done asap / Philosophy

i need this Essay done asap/Philosophy

Choose one of the following questions for your essay:
oParmenides goes up to the counter at the café. “Same as always?” asks the barista. Parmenides nods. Why is this funny?
oPerson1:Why is an elephant big, gray, and wrinkled? Person 2: Because if he was small, white, and round, he’d be an aspirin. How would Plato explain this joke?
oHow would Aristotle explain why the chicken crossed the road?
Important reminders for your essay:
• Think of your reader as someone who needs your help. Your essay will serve as a tutorial:
oOrganize your thoughts so they are expressed on paper as a coherent whole. Given the constraints of the exam format, you’ll probably write a minimum of four, and a maximum of six paragraphs. These should ‘hang together’ in a way that’s easy to follow; there is a clear progression of ideas.
oWrite intelligibly:sentences must be grammatical and cohesive. oChoose your words carefully. Remember,you’re constructing ideas for your reader..
oOrient your essay around a single point you want to make,using your thinker(s) as evidence.
• Do not quote the text. I want to read you, not the thinker in question. Reference any textual evidence you use in your essay in your own words, e.g., ‘Socrates says that he doesn’t know anything…,’ rather than, “I know that I have no wisdom, small or great.”
Essay should be between 500-700 words.
DO NOT USE OUTSIDE SOURCES!

 

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